In every person’s life, there comes a time, when people have to be savage even if they are very sweet. They have to use insults, because using hands becomes a little too extreme.
I had a similar situation. Even though I haven’t always used them face to face, but I have destroyed people online.
Here are some of my finest insults from my secret stash of insults.
Insult Number 1
“The only way you would ever get laid is, if you crawled up a chicken’s butt and waited.”
Try coming up with a comeback for this!
Insult Number 2
“You are a slinky. Not really good for anything but it would make me very happy to send you down a flight of stairs”
Don’t ever ask what you are to me if we are not on good terms.
Insult Number 3
“You literally share the same traits as a cinder block; dull, grey, heavy and empty on the inside.“
Insult Number 4
“A concrete block is the only thing big enough to hit you on your head. Your head is too big for a brick.”
I think I have a love for concrete and cinder blocks.
Insult Number 5
“I don’t really hate you but I wish you never find masala packet in your ramen/noodles again.”
I take my ramen seriously, so if I am saying this to you, keep in mind it’s a serious bad du’a.
Insult Number 6
“I wish I was an octopus so I could use all of my tentacles to slap you at once.”
Me as a mom, disciplining my children would be lit if that happened.
Insult Number 7
“The difference between an egg and You is that eggs get laid.“
Yeah, keep crying about how single you are.
Insult Number 8
“You are literally the human version of period cramps.”
Noting is more painful to be honest. Except for birth pain.
Insult Number 9
“You are an imagination-less, dry napkin”
Insult Number 10
“You have the personality of a wet sock.“
Insult Number 11
“Oh, come on! You’re so skinny, that If I put sesame seed on your head, you would look like a common pin. It would take only a thumb to push you six feet under ground.”
The most INTENSE INSULT; Number 12
“You look like as if a dog f***** a rabbit and you’re the product.“
Sorry, not sorry, I had to use this for someone who was continuously abusing me.
Use them as you please. Destroy people when they’re trying to harm you with their words. Become full savages.